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Book Synopsis: Do you love a good laugh? Enjoy clean rural humor from a farmer's daughter! What happens when a farmer who’s been wishing for a boy ends up with a girlie-girl? Come along on the humorous and sometimes agonizing adventures from a childhood spent on a farm in the Eastern Oregon desert where one family raised hay, wheat, cattle, and a farm girl. Excerpt:
“Let’s see you whip Rocket into shape,” Hayes said, stepping back and nodding his head to Hank. Hank pulled his hat down on his head, tugged on his gloves, and gave one last look around, like he hoped divine intervention would keep him from riding to his death. Motioning for Marcy to keep the kids at a safe distance away, Hayes waited until Hank had his left foot in the stirrup and was swinging his right leg over the back of the horse before he gave Rocket a firm smack on the hindquarters.
The show the horse and rider put on for eager spectators could have packed a full house. Although completely unrehearsed and not choreographed in any way, the intricate steps and mind-blowing moves were previously unseen in our hemisphere and most likely won’t be again.
Rocket, who appeared to have every intention of living up to his name, shot straight up in the air so high, our heads craned back to keep from missing any of the spectacular exhibition. On his way back down to earth, the horse went through a series of dance moves that included the foxtrot, tango, and the hokey-pokey.
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Are you in need of a good laugh? Look no further! Introducing Farm Girl: Rural Life Humor from a Farmer's Daughter. This book is packed with clean and hilarious rural humor that will leave you in stitches. Join us on the adventures of a farmer's daughter growing up on a farm in the Eastern Oregon desert. From raising hay and wheat to handling cattle, this book will take you on a journey filled with laughter and sometimes nail-biting experiences. Get ready to escape into the hilarious world of the farm girl!
Have you ever wondered what it's like to be a farmer's daughter? Well, wonder no more! In Farm Girl: Rural Life Humor from a Farmer's Daughter, you'll get a glimpse into the life of a girlie-girl raised on a farm. Laugh along as she navigates the ups and downs of living in the countryside. From dealing with her father's wish for a boy to facing the challenges of daily farm life, this book is a hilarious and heartwarming read. Say goodbye to boredom and hello to endless laughter!
Looking for a book that will make your sides ache from laughter? Look no further than Farm Girl: Rural Life Humor from a Farmer's Daughter. This delightful book takes you on a journey through the eyes of a farm girl, giving you a front-row seat to all the funny and sometimes agonizing adventures she experiences. From riding horses that have a mind of their own to witnessing dance moves that will leave you breathless, this book is a rollercoaster of laughter. Don't miss out on this hilarious collection of stories and grab your copy today!
Calling all laughter enthusiasts! Farm Girl: Rural Life Humor from a Farmer's Daughter is the book you've been waiting for. Experience the joy and laughter that comes from reading this humor-filled masterpiece. Join us as we dive into the world of a farm girl and her hilarious encounters on a farm in Eastern Oregon. From the heart-stopping moments of riding wild horses to the unexpected dance moves performed by the horse and rider, this book will have you gasping for air from laughter. Don't delay, grab your copy today and embark on a journey filled with humor and joy!
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