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Book Synopsis: From the founder of the Zombie Research Society comes a long-awaited, helpful children's book that teaches kids just what to do if mommy suddenly becomes a member of the undead.“If she doesn’t seem like she did before, maybe that’s not your mommy anymore. And when this happens, you must go! Here is how you’re sure to know. . .”
In the ongoing effort to warn an unprepared world of the rising danger from zombie attacks, one vulnerable group has been left out — small children. That's Not Your Mommy Anymore offers social workers, counselors, and educators a helpful new tool to communicate with hard-to-reach at-risk youth. This inviting and entertaining story helps early readers understand for themselves that a mom who has fresh brain casserole in the oven instead of her usual meatloaf is probably not their mommy anymore.
This utterly twisted and incredibly funny take on the classic children’s book genre tells an entertaining story in rhyming text even as it teaches other telltale signs that mom has been bitten by a zombie! Rabid zombie fans will be highly entertained by this hilarious parody that adult readers are sure to love as much as the real children books they enjoyed as kids.
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Introducing That's Not Your Mommy Anymore: A Zombie Tale, the groundbreaking children's book by the founder of the Zombie Research Society. As the menace of zombie attacks grows, it's crucial to prepare our children for the unthinkable. This captivating and educational book does just that in an engaging and humorous way.
Written for hard-to-reach and at-risk youth, That's Not Your Mommy Anymore is an invaluable tool for social workers, counselors, and educators. It helps children understand that when mom starts craving fresh brain casserole instead of her usual meatloaf, it's a clear sign that something is terribly wrong. The rhyming text effortlessly guides young readers through the telltale signs of a zombie transformation.
This twisted yet hilariously entertaining parody combines the charm of classic children's books with the ever-growing fascination of the zombie genre. Not only will young readers be engaged by the captivating story, but adult and zombie enthusiasts will also appreciate this clever and witty take on the beloved children's book genre.
Don't let your kids be unprepared in the face of a zombie apocalypse. Get your hands on That's Not Your Mommy Anymore: A Zombie Tale today and empower your little ones with the knowledge and understanding they need to survive. It's time to turn fear into education and laughter!
Ready to give your children a head start? Order That's Not Your Mommy Anymore: A Zombie Tale now!
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