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Book Synopsis: Folks in the Delta have a strong sense of community, and being dead is no impediment to belonging to it. Down South, they don't forget you when you've up and died--in fact, they visit you more often. But there are quintessential rules and rituals for kicking the bucket tastefully. Having a flawless funeral is one of them.
In this deliciously entertaining slice of Southern life (and death), inveterate hostess Gayden Metcalfe explains everything you need to know to host an authentic Southern funeral. Can you be properly buried without tomato aspic? Who prepares tastier funeral fare, the Episcopal ladies or the Methodist ladies? And what does one do when a family gets three sheets to the wind and eats the entire feast the night before a funeral?
Each chapter includes a delicious, tried-and-true Southern recipe, critical if you plan to die tastefully any time soon. Pickled Shrimp, Aunt Hebe's Coconut Cake, and the ubiquitous Bing Cherry Salad with Coca-Cola are among the many dishes guaranteed to make the next funeral the most satisfying one yet.
Even if you've never been south of Rochester, this book will charm, it will entertain, and it will give you all the ingredients required for the perfect Southern send-off.
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Looking to host the perfect funeral? Look no further than the book, "Being Dead Is No Excuse: The Official Southern Ladies Guide to Hosting the Perfect Funeral". This captivating read takes you on a journey to the Delta, where community spirit is alive even after death. Learn how to tastefully bid farewell to your loved ones with quintessential rules and rituals passed down through generations. From authentic Southern recipes to secrets on flawless funeral planning, this book has it all. Don't miss out on this deliciously entertaining slice of Southern life and death.
In the deep South, funerals are more than just a somber affair. They are a celebration of life, a testament to the strong sense of community that binds everyone together. "Being Dead Is No Excuse" unveils the intricacies of Southern funeral etiquette, ensuring that no detail is overlooked. From the Episcopal ladies' mouthwatering funeral fare to the Methodist ladies' secret recipes, this book is a treasure trove of culinary delights. Each chapter offers tried-and-true Southern recipes that will leave your taste buds yearning for more.
But it's not just about the food. This book goes beyond the kitchen and delves into the heart and soul of Southern culture. Discover what to do when a family indulges in a pre-funeral feast, the likes of which will have you gasping in astonishment. From the famous Pickled Shrimp to Aunt Hebe's legendary Coconut Cake, these recipes have stood the test of time, becoming the cornerstone of any legendary Southern send-off.
Whether you're a seasoned hostess or a novice funeral planner, "Being Dead Is No Excuse" is the ultimate guide to hosting a tasteful funeral. Even if the sweltering heat of the South has never graced your presence, this book will transport you to a world where respect for the departed intertwines with mouthwatering cuisine. Get your copy today and embark on a memorable journey filled with genuine Southern charm and delicious flavors.
Ready to dive into the world of Southern funeral traditions? Don't miss out on this opportunity to learn from the best. Purchase "Being Dead Is No Excuse" now and be prepared for your future endeavors in funeral hosting. Get your copy here and become a master of Southern funeral etiquette and cuisine.
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