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Book Synopsis: At last, the book that answers the question on every parent's mind: Why does my toddler hate me? Okay, it's not really hate. It's just that a little psychopath who walks through life 100% convinced that he or she is the center of the universe does not care that you have a heart, a mind, or a soul. You are simply a skin-covered robot tall enough to reach the candy on top of the fridge. And clean up the rage-vomit when you make the fatal mistake of cutting off the crust on your toddler's toast. (Or not cutting it off—seriously, you can't win.)
Includes:
- The theory of toddler evolution
- Mealtime (AKA Hell)
- Your unraveling life
- And how not to die inside
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Are you tired of feeling like your toddler is out to get you? Look no further, because we have the answer you've been searching for. Introducing "Toddlers Are A**holes: It's Not Your Fault" - the ultimate guide to understanding and surviving your toddler's wild antics. This book will provide you with insights into why your little one behaves the way they do, and most importantly, it will remind you that you're not alone.
From the theory of toddler evolution to mealtime nightmares, this book covers it all. With hilarious and relatable anecdotes, you'll find solace in knowing that your struggles are shared by parents around the world. Whether it's the battles over crust on toast or the constant demands for attention, "Toddlers Are A**holes" sheds light on the inner workings of these tiny humans and helps you navigate through the chaos.
But it's not all doom and gloom. We'll also provide you with tips and tricks to make the most out of this challenging phase of parenthood. Learn how to keep your sanity intact and prevent your soul from dying inside. It's time to take back control!
Don't wait any longer to unlock the secrets of surviving toddlerhood. Get your hands on a copy of "Toddlers Are A**holes: It's Not Your Fault" and let the journey towards sanity begin. Click here to order now!
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