Description
Book Synopsis: Any parent who's been through the rigors of an infant invasion knows that the real poop, er, scoop, rarely gets recorded in those precious little keepsake books. After all, those books don't cover all the really gross and fascinating stuff that makes parents laugh, scream, and scratch their heads. The Inappropriate Baby Book, however, has the good stuff covered. A real baby book for real parents, The Inappropriate Baby Book offers a unique and hysterical way to commemorate those decidedly non-Kodak moments that compose the better part of the newborn experience. Herein, you'll find room to record such facts as:
- You were introduced to a rectal thermometer on this day: _______.
- The first person you peed on was _______.
- Your mom was embarrassed by breast leakage in the following places: ________.
- Your first poop happened on this day: _______, and was this color: ________.
Now, that's the kind of information that should not be lost to posterity! Sure, babies are cute, but they are also stinky, sticky, soggy, and otherwise inappropriate. So don't sugarcoat the story - let The Inappropriate Baby Book help you tell it like it really is.
The book includes an envelope affixed to the last page so that an inappropriate memento can be saved forever. (Or at least until the little angel's prom night!) Read more
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The Inappropriate Baby Book: Gross and Embarrassing Memories from Baby's First Year is the perfect solution for parents who want to capture and celebrate every hilarious and unconventional moment of their child's first year. Say goodbye to those cookie-cutter baby books that only focus on the cute and cuddly, because this book is all about keeping it real.
Let's face it, parenting is not always rainbows and butterflies. It's about the messy, unpredictable, and downright hilarious moments that leave you both laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. The Inappropriate Baby Book doesn't shy away from all the gross and fascinating stuff that truly makes up the newborn experience. From documenting their first encounters with a rectal thermometer to the unforgettable moment they peed on someone for the first time, this book has got you covered.
But it doesn't stop there. This baby book goes above and beyond to capture those awkward moments that most parents would rather forget. From embarrassing breast leakage incidents to the countless diaper blowouts, The Inappropriate Baby Book ensures that no detail is left untold. It's time to embrace the messy reality of parenthood and celebrate it in all its glory.
What sets The Inappropriate Baby Book apart is its unapologetic honesty and humor. It's a refreshing departure from the traditional baby books that only showcase the picture-perfect moments. This book lets you tell it like it really is - stinky, sticky, and soggy. Your child's first poop? You'll remember the exact day and color forever, and The Inappropriate Baby Book makes sure it gets immortalized.
Don't let those precious and hilarious memories fade away. Use The Inappropriate Baby Book to create a one-of-a-kind keepsake that will have you and your child laughing for years to come. With an envelope included on the last page, you can even save an inappropriate memento that perfectly captures the essence of their early years. Create a lasting tribute to the real side of parenthood with The Inappropriate Baby Book.
Ready to get real and celebrate the messy moments of your child's first year? Don't miss out on this unique and hysterical baby book. Get your hands on The Inappropriate Baby Book today and start capturing memories like never before.
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