The Quotable A**hole: More than 1,200 Bitter Barbs, Cutting Comments, and Caustic Comebacks for Aspiring and Armchair A**holes Alike
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Book Synopsis: Whoever said, "sticks and stones may break your bones, but words will never hurt you" never met an a**hole. Here, you'll find more than 1,200 of the most biting quotes, comments, and comebacks ever uttered, including:
“I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence.” --George Bernard Shaw
“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.” --Albert Einstein
“If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they can sure make something out of you.” --Muhammad Ali
You won't just find quotes from typical a**holes like Winston Churchill, Joseph Stalin, and Mark Twain, either. You'll also see what happens when practically perfect folks like Walt Disney, Mahatma Gandhi, and Audrey Hepburn lose their cool.
So embrace your dark side and get ready to enjoy every over-confident, over-blown, over-the-top a**hole comment you'll ever need.
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Meet the ultimate resource for anyone who loves to relish in the sharp wit and biting humor of the quintessential a**hole - The Quotable A**hole: More than 1,200 Bitter Barbs, Cutting Comments, and Caustic Comebacks for Aspiring and Armchair A**holes Alike. This treasure trove of over 1,200 quotes, comments, and comebacks is a must-have for those seeking the power of words to put others in their place.
Featuring iconic lines like George Bernard Shaw's infamous "I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence," and Albert Einstein's brutally honest statement, "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former," this book is a masterclass in verbal savagery.
But what sets this book apart is its ability to showcase even the most unexpected people losing their composure. Discover the shocking moments when beloved figures like Walt Disney, Mahatma Ghandi, and Audrey Hepburn let loose and reveal their darker sides. It's a fascinating exploration of humanity's intricate intricacies and a reminder that even the seemingly perfect can succumb to a moment of unfiltered truth.
So, if you've ever felt the need to respond in kind to an a**hole remark or simply want to arm yourself with a repertoire of scathing comebacks, The Quotable A**hole is your ultimate weapon. Turn those moments of frustration and indignation into triumphs of verbal combat. Don't miss out on this indispensable collection of snark, sass, and sharp-tongued humor - get your copy today!
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