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Book Synopsis: In this “fun, page-turner of a novel” (Sarah Haywood, New York Times bestselling author) that’s perfect for fans of Mostly Dead Things and Goodbye, Vitamin, a morbidly anxious young woman stumbles into a job as a receptionist at a Catholic church and soon finds herself obsessed with her predecessor’s mysterious death. Gilda, a twenty-something, atheist, animal-loving lesbian, cannot stop ruminating about death. Desperate for relief from her panicky mind and alienated from her repressive family, she responds to a flyer for free therapy at a local Catholic church, and finds herself being greeted by Father Jeff, who assumes she’s there for a job interview. Too embarrassed to correct him, Gilda is abruptly hired to replace the recently deceased receptionist Grace. In between trying to memorize the lines to Catholic mass, hiding the fact that she has a new girlfriend, and erecting a dirty dish tower in her crumbling apartment, Gilda strikes up an email correspondence with Grace’s old friend. She can’t bear to ignore the kindly old woman who has been trying to reach her friend through the church inbox, but she also can’t bring herself to break the bad news. Desperate, she begins impersonating Grace via email. But when the police discover suspicious circumstances surrounding Grace’s death, Gilda may have to finally reveal the truth of her mortifying existence. With a “kindhearted heroine we all need right now” (Courtney Maum, New York Times bestselling author), Everyone in This Room Will Someday Be Dead is a crackling and “delightfully weird reminder that we will one day turn to dust and that yes, this is depressing, but it’s also what makes life beautiful” (Jean Kyoung Frazier, author of Pizza Girl).
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Unlock your imagination and enter the captivating world of "Everyone in This Room Will Someday Be Dead: A Novel". This thrilling page-turner takes you on a rollercoaster ride of emotions, perfect for fans of Mostly Dead Things and Goodbye, Vitamin. Follow the journey of Gilda, a young, morbidly anxious woman who stumbles into a receptionist job at a Catholic church, only to become obsessed with solving the mysterious death of her predecessor.
Are you ready for a novel that will keep you on the edge of your seat? With its witty and fast-paced narrative, this captivating story will have you hooked from the very first page. Gilda's unique perspective as a twenty-something, atheist, animal-loving lesbian adds a refreshing twist to the plot, bringing a relatable and diverse voice to the forefront.
Experience the exhilarating mix of suspense and dark comedy as Gilda navigates her way through a web of secrets. As she grapples with her panicky mind and tries to escape her repressive family, an unintentional deception sets the stage for unexpected consequences. Join Gilda as she gets caught up in a thrilling game of cat and mouse, blurring the line between truth and fiction.
But what sets "Everyone in This Room Will Someday Be Dead: A Novel" apart from the rest? It's the unique combination of relatable characters, evocative storytelling, and thought-provoking themes that will keep you captivated until the very end. Dive into Gilda's world and explore topics of mortality, identity, and the fragile nature of existence in a way that will leave you questioning your own perspectives on life.
Don't miss out on this extraordinary novel that has been hailed as a "delightfully weird reminder that we will one day turn to dust and that yes, this is depressing, but it's also what makes life beautiful" (Jean Kyoung Frazier, author of Pizza Girl). With a kindhearted yet flawed heroine, you'll be irresistibly drawn into Gilda's journey of self-discovery and redemption.
Ready to embark on a literary adventure that will challenge your perception of life and death? Grab your copy of "Everyone in This Room Will Someday Be Dead: A Novel" today and get ready for a thrilling, thought-provoking experience that will stay with you long after you turn the final page. Start reading now!
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