Fancy A Cuppa? British Slang 101: The Hilarious Guide to British Slang (Includes Must-Know Swear Words, Funny Expressions & Cockney Rhyming Slang)

Book Synopsis: The Complete Guide to Everything That's Quintessentially British!

Are you a fan of British TV but you get lost in translation? Maybe you plan to visit the UK one day? Or maybe you are just looking for the BEST gift for a fellow anglophile! Well, you're in the right place... best-selling author Jeff Watson brings you the ULTIMATE guide to British Slang. An all-encompassing hilarious dictionary of everything that's quintessentially British. A deep-dive into the most up to date & current slang spoken by Brits today, brilliantly illustrated, and hilariously explained.

You'll discover:

• What it means to feel 'under the weather', 'gutted', 'knackered'... and dozens of other wacky expressions we Brits use to express how we're feeling.
• The must-know lingo for when you're 'down the pub with yer mates'... for example, what does 'your round' mean? And NO, they are not commenting on your weight…
• How to survive a night on the town with an Englishman
• How to talk about the MOST British topics… Weather & Tea. Of course! The Brits' most favourite obsession!
• A whole chapter dedicated to all the hilarious misinterpretations that always occur between British and American English. A must-read chapter!
• All the slang associated with time & money, or should we say 'to Dilly-Dally', and 'Dosh'! (full explanations inside!)
• How to behave if you have a run-in with the old Bill... uh oh.
• And how could we forget… Toilet Talk, Anatomy & Sex. Now you'll finally be able to mention the crown jewels in their proper context!
• "Downright Brilliant, Utterly British!"
• The most ENGLISH swear words on the planet.
• Whether 'the dog's bollocks' really refers to the very best, or the very worst… and how to effortlessly use it in conversation.
• All the British TV & FILM you MUST watch before attempting any British slang from this book.
• Plus… A BONUS chapter containing a collection of over a hundred Rhyming Cockney Slang expressions! Uncover this fascinating way of speaking, that relies only on rhyme and nonsensical humour.
• Another BONUS chapter on the most unusual British insults on the planet. Trust me… this one will have you dying with laughter…
• And LOADs more!

PLUS, the entire book is JAM-PACKED with fascinating facts & captivating trivia… A lingophiles dream.

You'll uncover:

• The unexpected true origin behind the well-known cliche idiom 'it's raining cats and dogs'.
• All the curious connections between the British Navy and dozens of British slang terms.
• The Bizarre true origin of the word 'Fanny'...
• And much more!

Each chapter is adorned with the most Witty British Quotes...

Do you know which British prime minister famously said, "in the morning, I will be sober, but you mam, will still be ugly…" ? Find out inside!

(Serious) Disclaimers:

This book is purely for entertainment purposes only, and should not be used to replace an ESL textbook, or a professional language tutoring class.

The book contains swear words, adult jokes and explicit content that is unsuitable for younger audiences.

This book may cause excessive laughter & make one of the most memorable gifts of all time.

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