The Comedy Thesaurus: 3,241 Quips, Quotes, and Smartass Remarks

Are you tired of the same old one-liners from dead white males in every book of humorous quotations? Well, say hello to The Comedy Thesaurus, the revolutionary book that brings you over three thousand hilarious quips from the funniest people on the planet. From renowned comedians like Margaret Cho and Conan O'Brien to legends like Eddie Murphy and Lewis Black, this book is a goldmine of laughter.

With its A to Z arrangement by subject and thorough cross-referencing, The Comedy Thesaurus makes it easy to find the perfect witty remark for any occasion. Whether you're looking for comedy about accidents, aging, alcohol, or any other topic, this book has got you covered. Say goodbye to stale jokes and hello to a fresh perspective on humor.

Let's talk politics, shall we? Jon Stewart once said, "You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: It wasn't that long ago that we were swept away by the Macarena." Get ready to burst into laughter with such clever observations. And how about shopping? According to Chris Rock, "Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to, and the one white people used to go to." Prepare to unleash your funny bone!

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