Description
Book Synopsis: Birds of a feather flock together—and this fowl-mouthed flock has THINGS TO EFFIN' SAY!
Each monthly spread of this sweary wall calendar showcases vintage bird artwork paired with expletive-laden rants by fed-up fowls. Whether you’re a devout bird lover or simply a connoisseur of profane snark—this calendar has endless laughs to offer. So hang it on your effin’ wall already!
Features include:
- Fold-around cover design eliminates need for plastic packaging
- 12" x 12" (12" x 24" open)
- Printed on FSC certified paper with soy-based ink
- Planning spread for September–December 2023
- Spans January–December 2024
- Generous grid space for notes, appointments, and reminders
- Official major world holidays and observances
- Moon phases, based on Universal Time
- Features vintage bird artwork and profane captions
Details
Are you tired of those boring, predictable wall calendars? Well, we have the perfect solution for you - the Effin' Birds 2024 Wall Calendar! This one-of-a-kind calendar combines vintage bird artwork with hilariously expletive-laden rants by some seriously fed-up fowls. It's a refreshing twist on traditional calendars that will have you laughing out loud month after month. Don't settle for a boring wall calendar when you can have a calendar that's filled with laughter and attitude!
Whether you're a devoted bird lover or simply enjoy a good dose of snark, this calendar is guaranteed to bring a smile to your face. Hang it proudly on your effin' wall and let the fowls do the talking. With its fold-around cover design, there's no need for wasteful plastic packaging. Plus, it's printed on FSC certified paper with soy-based ink, making it a great choice for the environmentally conscious shopper.
With its generous grid space, this calendar allows you to jot down notes, appointments, and reminders, keeping you organized throughout the year. It also includes official major world holidays and observances, so you'll never miss an important date. And for those who love stargazing, it even highlights the moon phases based on Universal Time.
So why wait? Get ready to embrace your inner snark and add some laughter to your life with the Effin' Birds 2024 Wall Calendar. Don't miss out on the opportunity to own this unique calendar that combines vintage bird artwork with profane captions. Get yours today and join the flock of happy customers who can't get enough of this hilarious calendar. Trust us, you won't be disappointed! Click here to order now!
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