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Book Synopsis: The great thing about giving up is you still have a long way to go before you hit rock-bottom—all the more time to snicker at the hopeful strivers who haven't figured out the joke, yet. Lean into the spiral with these hilariously dark, pessimistic parodies of fluffy, feel-good affirmations.
Everyone who's had enough delusional self-help clichés and just wants a real laugh will find all their dark and cynical, silly and sarcastic buttons pushed by @unspirational's caustic, edgy, deadpan daily messages. You might as well, right, because is it really getting better from here?
Features include:
- Page size: 4.5" x 4.5"
- Easel backer for desk or tabletop display
- Printed on FSC certified paper with soy-based ink
- Full-color tear-off pages
- Back of pages are blank for notes or shopping lists
- Day/Date reference on each page
- Combined weekend pages
- Official major world holidays and observances
- Every day features hilariously pessimistic quotes and anti-affirmations in @unspirational’s inimitable style (because who would want to imitate that?)
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Are you tired of all the sugar-coated, hope-filled messages that fill your day? Do you find yourself constantly rolling your eyes at the optimistic, cheerful affirmations that seem to be everywhere? Well, we have the perfect antidote for you - the Unspirational 2024 Day-to-Day Calendar.
This calendar takes a refreshingly different approach to daily inspiration. Instead of giving you clichéd self-help quotes, it serves up hilarious dark parodies that poke fun at all the hopeful strivers out there. It embraces pessimism with a dose of sarcasm and cynicism, making it the perfect companion for those who are fed up with all the fluffy affirmations.
But don't just take our word for it - check out the popular @unspirational account on social media, where fans of this caustic, edgy humor can't get enough of the daily messages. And now, you can have those messages delivered to your desk or tabletop every single day with this easel backer calendar.
Not only is this calendar packed with humorous content, but it is also designed with convenience in mind. The 4.5" x 4.5" size is perfect for any space, and the tear-off pages make it easy to keep track of the date while adding a touch of humor to your day. The pages are printed on FSC certified paper with soy-based ink, ensuring an eco-friendly choice.
So why wait? Embrace the spiral of cynicism and laughter with the Unspirational 2024 Day-to-Day Calendar. Get ready to snicker at all those who haven't figured out the joke yet, because let's face it, life isn't really getting better from here. Grab yours today and start each day with a dose of hilariously pessimistic quotes - because who wouldn't want a good laugh?
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