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Humor & Comics - 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar 2023: A Daily Dose of Ignorance, Political Doublespeak, Jaw-Dropping Stupidity, and More

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Book Synopsis: Another year of celebrity gaffs, malapropisms, and facepalm moments that will make you cringe—then laugh at the utter inanity of it all. Badly worded governmental guidance: “You’ve got to have the get-up-and-go to stay at home during this threat.”—Connecticut governor Ned Lamont. Contradictory sports commentary: “He’s had his ups and downs but he’s been consistent.”—auto racing commentator Sally Nugent. Plus head-scratching headlines (POLICE: HORSE GIVEN VERBAL WARNING IN RUNAWAY INCIDENT), nonreassuring school signs (Bolton Academy: a Grate Place to Learn), and reasons NOT to call 911: “I got a new phone for Christmas and I wanted to be sure it was working.” Printed on responsibly sourced paper and 100% recyclable.

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Looking for a hilarious daily dose of laughs in 2023? Look no further than the 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar! Get ready to cringe, chuckle, and shake your head in disbelief at the jaw-dropping stupidity contained within its pages. With a collection of celebrity gaffs, political doublespeak, and sheer ignorance, this calendar will keep you entertained every single day.

Turn to any page and prepare to be amused by badly worded governmental guidance, like the Connecticut governor Ned Lamont's statement about needing "get-up-and-go" to stay at home during a threat. And let's not overlook the contradictory sports commentary, such as auto racing commentator Sally Nugent claiming a sportsman has been consistent despite his ups and downs. It's moments like these that make you wonder how some of these statements even made it to the public domain!

But the fun doesn't stop there! The 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar also features head-scratching headlines that will leave you baffled, like the story of a horse being given a verbal warning in a runaway incident. You'll also find nonreassuring school signs that turn education into a comical adventure. Take, for example, Bolton Academy's sign proudly proclaiming itself as a "Grate Place to Learn." Talk about spelling gone wrong!

To top it all off, this calendar comes with an added eco-friendly twist. Printed on responsibly sourced paper and 100% recyclable, you can enjoy your daily dose of stupidity without any guilt. So why wait? Get your hands on the 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar and start each day with a laugh! Don't miss out on this quirky and entertaining calendar that is bound to bring joy and amusement to your life.

Grab your copy now and get ready for a year filled with humor and laughter!

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