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5,000 Sidesplitting Jokes and One-Liners

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Book Synopsis: “I’ll never forget the words my granddad said before he kicked the bucket. He said ‘Grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket.’”

“The key to any marriage is spontaneity. You’ve got to be ready to leave at any time.”

Bringing together some of the funniest, wittiest, and most cutting jokes the world over, Grant Tucker’s volume is the definitive collection of the quips comedians call “one-liners.” Short, sweet, and undeniably clever, one-liners hold a special place in the history of comedy, and the rise of Twitter and social media seems to have ushered in a new era of this comedic art form. With most people expressing themselves in 140 characters or less, there seems no better time to celebrate Grant’s collection and the immortal one-liner.

Side-splittingly funny, 5,000 Sidesplitting Jokes and One-Liners has all the puns, zingers, and witty remarks you could ever ask for—and many you’d never dream of asking for. “My granddad has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.”“A dyslexic man walks into a bra.”“Corduroy pillows: they’re making headlines!”“Promises are a bit like babies: fun to make but hard to deliver.”“Schizophrenia—together I can beat it.”“Drugs are never the answer. Unless the clue is: ‘Narcotics, five letters.’” Read more

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Looking for a good laugh? Look no further! Introducing 5,000 Sidesplitting Jokes and One-Liners, the ultimate collection of hilarious quips and witty remarks. Whether you're in need of a pick-me-up or simply want to entertain your friends, this book has got you covered. With jokes like "My granddad has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo" and "A dyslexic man walks into a bra," you'll be in stitches from start to finish. Get ready to unleash your inner comedian and share the laughter with everyone you know.

Can't get enough of those clever one-liners? You're not alone. Grant Tucker's phenomenal collection celebrates the timeless art of the one-liner, with a modern twist that's perfect for today's fast-paced world. Social media and Twitter have embraced the power of brevity, and now you can too. With 5,000 witty remarks at your fingertips, you'll be the life of the party, the source of workplace chuckles, and the ultimate jokester among your friends. Don't miss out on the opportunity to be the funniest person in the room.

But wait, there's more! 5,000 Sidesplitting Jokes and One-Liners goes above and beyond to keep you entertained. From puns and zingers to unexpected twists, this book has it all. Imagine the reactions you'll get when you drop gems like "Corduroy pillows: they're making headlines!" or "Promises are a bit like babies: fun to make but hard to deliver." Your comedic repertoire will be unmatched, and you'll have everyone rolling on the floor with laughter.

Ready to delve into the world of hilarity? Don't miss out on the chance to own a copy of 5,000 Sidesplitting Jokes and One-Liners. Click here to bring home this laughter-packed gem and become the comedic genius you were meant to be!

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