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Book Synopsis: Go the F**k to Sleep is a bedtime book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don't always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, it captures the familiar — and unspoken — tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. Beautiful, subversive, and pants-wettingly funny, Go the F**k to Sleep is a book for parents new, old, and expectant. You probably should not play this for your children.
“A children’s book for grown-ups! I really did laugh out loud—hilarious!” –David Byrne, musician, father of one
“Finally, someone tells it like it really is. This is no-guilt funny and a godsend!” –Cristina García, author of The Lady Matador’s Hotel, mother of one
“This is the most honest children’s book ever written. F**king hilarious.” –A.J. Jacobs, author of The Year of Living Biblically, father of three
“Go the F**k to Sleep is the secret anthem of tired parents everywhere.” –Bliss Broyard, author of One Drop: My Father’s Hidden Life, mother of two
“Captures the beautiful struggle of being a parent at its rawest point: bedtime.” –Daniel Sinker, author of The F***ing Epic Twitter Quest of @MayorEmanuel, father of one
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Get ready to say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to a peaceful bedtime routine with Go the F**k to Sleep. This hilarious yet brutally honest bedtime book is a game-changer for exhausted parents who are tired of endless battles with their little ones. Say goodbye to the traditional snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes because this book captures the real-life struggles of putting your toddler to bed. With its authentic and relatable approach, you'll find yourself laughing out loud and feeling understood.
Go the F**k to Sleep is not your typical children's book, and that's what makes it so refreshing. It's a daring and subversive take on parenting, acknowledging the frustrations and challenges that parents face every night. This book is a must-have for parents, whether you're a newbie or a seasoned pro.
Don't worry, we know this book isn't suitable for little ears, but it's definitely perfect for you. You deserve a good laugh and some well-deserved relief. Go the F**k to Sleep has received rave reviews from real parents who can't get enough of its honesty and humor.
Don't miss out on this hilarious, no-guilt funny book that will become your secret anthem. Embrace the beautiful struggle of parenthood and grab your own copy of Go the F**k to Sleep today!
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