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Book Synopsis: It is sadly true that it is not always easy to fall asleep. This gently amusing, highly effective anthology of soporific dullness has been carefully curated to put readers to sleep as quickly as possible. With a pillowy case wrap, stultifying illustrations, and pages of sheep to count, this giftable godsend for the under-rested features dozens of snoozy short texts, including "The Motion of Sand Dunes," "The Administrative Bureaucracy of the Byzantine Empire," "White Noise: A Technical Explanation," and many dozens more— though good luck reading very far on any one evening. Insomniacs will also appreciate "A Staring Contest with Fifty Cats," "Some Interesting Mathematical Theorems," "The Dullest Entries from Interesting Diaries," and other zzzzzzzz.
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Having trouble falling asleep? Look no further! Introducing "This Book Will Put You to Sleep" - the ultimate solution for your sleepless nights. This masterpiece has been carefully curated with one goal in mind: to lull you into a deep, blissful slumber. With its pillowy case wrap and stultifying illustrations, this book is not just a sleep aid, but a veritable gift for insomniacs everywhere.
Featuring a plethora of snoozy short texts, such as "The Administrative Bureaucracy of the Byzantine Empire" and "White Noise: A Technical Explanation," this anthology of soporific dullness will have you drifting off in no time. Can't stay awake long enough to finish a chapter? Don't worry - with titles like "The Dullest Entries from Interesting Diaries," you won't need to. This book truly understands the plight of insomniacs.
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