The Quotable A**hole: More than 1,200 Bitter Barbs, Cutting Comments, and Caustic Comebacks for Aspiring and Armchair A**holes Alike
$8.99
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Book Synopsis: Whoever said, "sticks and stones may break your bones, but words will never hurt you" never met an a**hole. Here, you'll find more than 1,200 of the most biting quotes, comments, and comebacks ever uttered, including:
- “I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence.” —George Bernard Shaw
- “Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.” —Albert Einstein
- “If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they can sure make something out of you.” —Muhammed Ali
You won't just find quotes from typical a**holes like Winston Churchill, Joseph Stalin, and Mark Twain, either. You'll also see what happens when practically perfect folks like Walt Disney, Mahatma Ghandi, and Audrey Hepburn lose their cool.
So embrace your dark side and get ready to enjoy every over-confident, over-blown, over-the-top a**hole comment you'll ever need.
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Are you tired of biting your tongue when confronted with rude remarks? Well, we have the perfect solution for you - The Quotable A**hole: More than 1,200 Bitter Barbs, Cutting Comments, and Caustic Comebacks for Aspiring and Armchair A**holes Alike. This book is a treasure trove of witty quotes, sarcastic comments, and savage comebacks that will leave even the most arrogant individuals speechless. With quotes like, "I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence" and "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former," you'll never be at a loss for words again.
But this book isn't just about the infamous a**holes of history. It also includes the unexpected moments when even the most respected figures lost their cool. From Walt Disney to Mahatma Gandhi, you'll witness a side of these icons that you've never seen before. The Quotable A**hole is an entertaining and enlightening journey into the depths of human behavior.
Don't let your fear of confrontation hold you back. Embrace your dark side and discover the power of well-crafted insults and clever comebacks. Whether you need a witty retort, a smart response, or simply want to indulge in some guilty pleasure reading, The Quotable A**hole has got you covered. Get ready to witness the finest collection of over-confident, over-blown, and over-the-top a**hole comments you'll ever come across. Order your copy now and start savoring the sweet taste of verbal victory.
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