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Book Synopsis: God Loves Golfers Best is the ultimate collection of golf jokes, quotes, and cartoons sure to tickle the funny bone of any avid duffer. A perfect gift or self-purchase for the golf fan in your life!
Examples from God Loves Golfers Best:
- Golf is a lot like taxes. You drive hard to get to the green, and end up in the hole.
- What should you do if lightning strikes during your round? Walk around holding a 1-iron, because even God can't hit a 1-iron!
- A man is getting married and is standing by his bride at the church. Standing beside him are his golf clubs and bag. His bride whispers, "What are your golf clubs doing here?" The groom replies, "This isn't going to take all day, is it?"
- In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf.
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Looking for the perfect gift for the golf enthusiast in your life? Look no further! Introducing "God Loves Golfers Best: The Best Jokes, Quotes, and Cartoons for Golfers" - the ultimate collection of golf humor that will have them laughing until they tee off. Whether they enjoy a good joke, a witty quote, or a hilarious cartoon, this book has it all.
Imagine the joy on their face as they flip through the pages, discovering gems like this one: "Golf is a lot like taxes. You drive hard to get to the green, and end up in the hole." With relatable and clever punchlines like these, they will be grinning from ear to ear and nodding in agreement.
But the laughs don't stop there! This book is packed with funny stories and anecdotes that will have them chuckling on every page. For instance, what should you do if lightning strikes during your round? Walk around holding a 1-iron, because even God can't hit a 1-iron! With jokes like these, they'll have the perfect icebreaker for their next golf outing.
Not just for golfers, this book is a must-have for anyone who appreciates a good laugh. It makes a great gift for birthdays, holidays, or simply as a "just because" surprise. Your golf-loving friend or family member will thank you for bringing some lightheartedness into their life.
Don't miss out on the opportunity to brighten someone's day with the gift of laughter. Order a copy of "God Loves Golfers Best: The Best Jokes, Quotes, and Cartoons for Golfers" today and witness the joy it brings!
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