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Book Synopsis: They're called colloquialisms, idioms, or just good old fashioned, home-grown country sayings steeped in humor and home-spun common sense. These parlances might not fit the modern hoity toity rhetoric you're used to seeing in print or hearing on TV, and that's exactly why they're more refreshing than an ice cube in July.
In Butter My Butt and Call Me a Biscuit, Author Allan Zullo offers up more than 200 vernacular verses presented in themes, such as:
- Admitting You're Wrong--The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm, 'cause the colder it gets the harder it is to swallow.
- Congress--Gettin' a politician to do somethin' good for our country is like tryin' to poke a cat out from under the porch with a rope.
- Ego--Some people are so full of themselves, you'd like to buy 'em for what they're worth and sell 'em for what they think they're worth.
- Teenage Boys--You kinda wish they used their heads for somethin' besides hat racks.
- Revenge--Two wrongs don't make a right, but they sure do make it even.
- Surprises--Sometimes you get so surprised by life there ain't nothin' else to say but, 'Butter my butt and call me a biscuit.'
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Looking for a book that will tickle your funny bone and transport you to the heart of country living? Look no further! Introducing Butter My Butt and Call Me a Biscuit: And Other Country Sayings, Say-So's, Hoots and Hollers, a delightful collection of over 200 colloquialisms and idioms that will have you laughing out loud.
These old-fashioned country sayings are like a breath of fresh air in today's fast-paced world. Each verse is filled with humor and home-grown wisdom that will make you feel right at home. Author Allan Zullo has carefully curated these sayings into themes, making it easy to find the perfect quip for any occasion.
Whether you're looking to admit you're wrong with a touch of humor or need a witty comeback for those self-absorbed individuals in your life, this book has got you covered. It's also a great gift for teenage boys who could use a little lightheartedness in their lives.
Butter My Butt and Call Me a Biscuit is not just a book, it's a whole new perspective on life. You'll find yourself using these sayings in everyday conversations, surprising your friends and family with your wit and charm.
Don't miss out on this refreshing and hilarious journey into country vernacular. Get your copy of Butter My Butt and Call Me a Biscuit today and start embracing the charm of good old-fashioned country wisdom. Butter your reading experience, and let laughter be your biscuit!
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