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Book Synopsis: Q: Why is that baby still in diapers? A: I'll give you two reasons: number one and number two.
Calling new dads! Cackle and eye-roll your way through baby's first year with 365 hilariously horrible dad jokes for parents who have no idea what they're in for. Classically corny plus new cringe, these jokes help first-time dads take a load off, tickle their loved ones, and give baby their first giggly groan. New Dad, Same Bad Jokes won't make it easier to be a new parent, but it will soften the blow with some hearty LOLs, new-dad tips, and prompts to document the messy, endearing, and hilarious moments of first-time fatherhood. While baby might still be little, this dad joke book is full-groan!
Inside, Dad will find:
- A joke a day for baby's first year! Baby jokes and a whole lot more.
- 365 classic puns, one-liners, and Q&As to give you a zing when that coffee won't quite cut it.
- Hilariously useful Dad Hacks. Stop pee mid-air? Wrap baby like a burrito? Help mom eat one-handed? Tips you didn't know you needed to survive year one.
- Space to record early memories of baby. Prompts to jot down the sweet, the silly, the stinky as baby grows from swaddled to swindler.
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Are you a new dad? Do you find yourself in need of a good laugh during those sleepless nights? Look no further! Introducing "New Dad, Same Bad Jokes: A Dad Joke a Day for That First Sleepless Year". This hilarious book is filled with 365 horribly funny dad jokes that will have you rolling your eyes and cracking up at the same time.
With a mix of classic corny jokes and new cringe-worthy humor, this book is the perfect companion for first-time dads who have no idea what they're in for. Not only will it give you a well-deserved break from the chaos of parenthood, but it will also bring a smile to your loved ones and create those precious giggly moments with your baby.
But it doesn't stop there! "New Dad, Same Bad Jokes" goes beyond just providing laughs. It also offers useful Dad Hacks that will make your life easier, from stopping pee mid-air to wrapping your baby like a burrito. You'll also find space to record early memories of your little one, so you can look back and cherish those sweet, silly, and even stinky moments of first-time fatherhood.
So why wait? Embrace the joys and challenges of being a new dad with a daily dose of laughter. Get your copy of "New Dad, Same Bad Jokes: A Dad Joke a Day for That First Sleepless Year" today and get ready to unleash your inner comedian! Click here to order now.
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