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Book Synopsis: The viral video star behind Dude Dad offers a humorous and heartfelt guide to helping expectant fathers survive and thrive during the wild ride that is forty weeks of pregnancy. Numerous apps and books exist to help expectant parents understand their baby’s development by comparing their unborn child to a raspberry or a stalk of broccoli, but Taylor Calmus takes issue with that. First off, your baby is not some wimpy little vegetable. Your baby is a hardcore little lug nut who is straight-up growing organs on a weekly basis. Second, how big is a stalk of broccoli? And what the heck is a kumquat? Clearly this situation calls for a better approach. Enter . . . A Dude’s Guide to Baby Size.
- At week nine, your little shredder resembles the circumference of a guitar pick.
- At week twenty-four, your budding jalapeño is the size of some concession-stand nachos.
- By week thirty-four, your little lopper is now the size of a sixteen-inch largemouth bass that weighs four to five pounds!
This book is full of fun facts about your growing baby, advice on how to help Mom-to-be, as well as ideas and encouragement for you on your journey from Dude to Dude Dad. Buckle up for a wild ride full of maternity metaphors, gnarly playlists for all the special occasions, new parenting tales, dos and don’ts for expecting dads, and even an entire chapter dedicated to beef brisket! Read more
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Are you ready to embark on the journey of a lifetime? As an expectant father, you may be feeling a mix of excitement, nerves, and a whole lot of confusion. That's where "A Dude's Guide to Baby Size" comes in. Say goodbye to the boring comparisons to fruits and vegetables, and say hello to a book that speaks to your inner dude.
Author Taylor Calmus, the viral video star behind Dude Dad, knows exactly what you need to survive and thrive during those forty weeks of pregnancy. This hilarious and heartfelt guide will have you laughing, nodding in agreement, and feeling prepared for whatever comes your way.
Let's face it, your baby is no ordinary vegetable. Your baby is a hardcore little lug nut, growing organs on a weekly basis. So why settle for comparing them to a raspberry or a stalk of broccoli? "A Dude's Guide to Baby Size" takes a fresh approach to understanding your baby's development.
From week nine when your little shredder resembles the circumference of a guitar pick, to week twenty-four when your budding jalapeño is the size of some concession-stand nachos, Calmus provides you with fun and relatable facts about your growing baby. Imagine the stories you'll have to share with your fellow dudes!
But it's not just about your baby's size. This book is also packed with practical advice on how to support Mom-to-be, ideas to make her feel special and loved, and encouragement to help you embrace your transition from Dude to Dude Dad. Calmus covers everything from dos and don'ts for expecting dads, gnarly playlists for all the special occasions, to even an entire chapter dedicated to beef brisket.
So, are you ready to dive headfirst into fatherhood? Don't miss out on this essential guide that will have you prepared, entertained, and equipped to handle anything that comes your way. Order your copy of "A Dude's Guide to Baby Size" today and let the hilarity and wisdom of Dude Dad guide you through the incredible journey of becoming a dad. Click here to order now!
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