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Book Synopsis: History that doesn't suck: Smart, crude, and hilariously relevant to modern life.Those who don't know history are doomed to repeat it. Too bad it's usually boring as sh*t. Enter The Captain, the ultimate storyteller who brings history to life (and to your life) in this hilarious, intelligent, brutally honest, and crude compendium to events that happened before any of us were born.
The entries in this compulsively readable book bridge past and present with topics like getting ghosted, handling haters, and why dog owners rule (sorry, cat people). Along the way you'll get a glimpse of Edith Wharton's sex life, dating rituals in Ancient Greece, catfishing in 500 BC, medieval flirting techniques, and squad goals from Catherine the Great.
You'll learn why losing yourself in a relationship will make you crazy--like Joanna of Castile, who went from accomplished badass to Joanna the Mad after obsessing over a guy known as Philip the Handsome. You'll discover how Resting Bitch Face has been embraced throughout history (so wear it proudly). And you'll see why it's never a good idea to f*ck with powerful women--from pirate queens to diehard suffragettes to Cleo-f*cking-patra.
People in the past were just like us--so learn from life's losers and emulate the badasses. The Captain shows you how.
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Looking for a history book that doesn't put you to sleep? Look no further than "F*cking History: 111 Lessons You Should Have Learned in School"! This hilarious and brutally honest compendium brings history to life in a way that is both entertaining and relevant to modern life. No more boring sh*t, just smart and crude storytelling that will keep you hooked from start to finish.
Why waste your time on dry textbooks when you can learn about history through topics like getting ghosted, handling haters, and even why dog owners rule? "F*cking History" takes you on a journey through various time periods, giving you a glimpse into the scandalous lives of historical figures like Edith Wharton and Catherine the Great. It's like a history lesson you actually want to pay attention to!
But "F*cking History" isn't just about the laughs. It also teaches important life lessons. Discover why losing yourself in a relationship can make you go crazy, learn about the power of Resting Bitch Face, and understand why you should never mess with powerful women. The Captain, the ultimate storyteller, will guide you through these lessons with wit and wisdom that can be applied to your own life.
Don't let history be a bore anymore. Embrace the stories of life's losers and badasses with "F*cking History: 111 Lessons You Should Have Learned in School". Get your copy today and join the ranks of those who have learned from the past to forge a better future! Click here to order now.
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