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You are an idiot. Don't get defensive! It's not your fault. For decades your teachers, authority figures, and textbooks have been lying to you. You do not have five senses. Your tongue doesn't have neatly segregated taste-bud zones. You don't know what the pyramids really looked like. You're even pooping wrong - Jesus, you're a wreck!
But it's going to be okay. Because we're here to help. Packed with more sexy facts than the Encyclopedia Pornographica, the Cracked De-Textbook will teach you about the true stars of history, why you picture everything from Velociraptors to Ancient Rome incorrectly, and finally, at long last - how to pop a proper squat. This book was built from the ground up to systematically seek out, dismantle, and destroy the many untruths that years of misguided education have left festering inside of you and leave you a smarter person...whether you like it or not. The De-Textbook is a merciless, brutal learning machine. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are informed.
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Are you tired of being fed misinformation? Do you want to uncover the truth about everything you thought you knew? Look no further than The De-Textbook: The Stuff You Didn't Know About the Stuff You Thought You Knew. This revolutionary book will blow your mind and expose the lies that have been ingrained in your education.
From the moment you crack open this eye-opening masterpiece, you'll realize just how much you've been deceived. Gone are the days of blindly accepting what your teachers and textbooks told you. With The De-Textbook, you'll discover the shocking truth behind everything, from the Pyramids of Egypt to the way you have been doing your daily business in the bathroom.
But don't worry, we're not here to make you feel bad about being misled. We're here to empower you with knowledge. The De-Textbook is filled to the brim with mind-blowing facts and fascinating insights that will leave you both enlightened and entertained.
Imagine being the smartest person in the room, armed with the real facts while others remain clueless. Picture yourself confidently dispelling common misconceptions, correcting historical inaccuracies, and impressing everyone with your newfound wisdom.
So, are you ready to break free from the chains of misinformation? Are you ready to become the intelligent, enlightened person you were always meant to be? Then don't waste another moment. Get your hands on The De-Textbook now and embark on a journey of truth, knowledge, and self-improvement.
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