How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives

Attention all cat owners! Your beloved feline friends are facing a myriad of dangers in today's world. Gone are the simple worries of yesteryear, replaced by threats like online predators, satanists, and even the need to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland. But fear not, because the American Association of Patriots has your back. Introducing "How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives" - the ultimate guide to protecting your fur babies.

In this essential book, written in a concise Q&A format, you'll find answers to questions that may have been plaguing you, such as: "When is the right time to discuss responsible firearm usage with my cat?" or "What are the benefits of encouraging a lifestyle of abstinence for my cat?" Rest assured, we've got you covered from head to tail (pun intended).

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We find ourselves on the edge of a precipice, and it's up to us to protect our country and our cats. With the knowledge and guidance provided within the pages of this book, you can play a vital role in making both America and your cats great again. Don't wait another moment - equip yourself with the power to have those difficult conversations with your beloved pets.

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