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Book Synopsis: Welcome, intrepid temporal explorers, to the world's first and only field manual/survival guide to time travel! DON'T LEAVE THIS TIME PERIOD WITHOUT IT! Humans from H. G. Wells to Albert Einstein to Bill & Ted have been fascinated by time travel-some say drawn to it like moths to a flame. But in order to travel safely and effectively, newbie travelers need to know the dos and don'ts. Think of this handy little book as the only thing standing between you and an unimaginably horrible death-or being trapped forever in another time or alternate reality. You get:
- Essential time travel knowledge: Choosing the right time machine, from DeLoreans to hot tubs to phone booths-and beyond
- What to say-and what NOT to say-to your doppelganger
- Understanding black holes and Stephen Hawking's term "spaghettification" (no, it's not a method of food preperation; yes, it is a horrifically painful way to meet your end)
- The connection between Einstein's General Theory of Relativity, traversing wormholes and the 88 mph speed requirement
- The possible consequences of creating a time paradox-including, but not limited to, the implosion of the universe
- Survival tips for nearly any sticky time travel situation: How to befriend a dinosaur and subsequently fight other dinosaurs with that dinosaur
- Instructions to build your very own Rube Goldberg Time Machine Crusading-for fun and profit
- Tips on battling cowboys, pirates, ninjas, samurai, Nazis, Vikings, robots and space marines
- How to operate a microwave oven
- Enjoying the servitude of robots and tips for living underground when they inevitably rise up against us
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Intrepid temporal explorers, have you ever dreamed of traveling through time? Look no further! We present to you the ultimate field manual and survival guide to time travel - "So You Created a Wormhole: The Time Traveler's Guide to Time Travel". This comprehensive guide is a must-have in order to journey through time safely and effectively. Don't risk your life or getting stuck in an alternate reality without this essential knowledge!
Our time travel handbook covers everything you need to know, from choosing the perfect time machine - be it a DeLorean, a hot tub, or a phone booth - to understanding mind-bending concepts like black holes and Stephen Hawking's "spaghettification." Become a master of time travel by delving into Einstein's General Theory of Relativity and the fascinating science behind traversing wormholes at the required speed of 88 mph.
What's more, our guide equips you with survival tips for any sticky time travel situation imaginable. Learn how to befriend a dinosaur and engage in epic battles alongside your prehistoric ally. Construct your very own Rube Goldberg Time Machine and embark on thrilling adventures through the ages. And if you ever find yourself in a showdown with cowboys, pirates, ninjas, samurai, Nazis, Vikings, robots, or even space marines - fear not! This manual has got you covered.
But that's not all! Discover the humor and wit of this book as it offers insights on how to operate a microwave oven in various eras and the joys of being served by robots. We even provide tips for living underground when those robots inevitably rise up against us. This book is not just about time travel; it's a captivating journey filled with entertainment, education, and survival strategies.
Don't let time slip away - seize the opportunity to embark on an extraordinary adventure! Get your hands on "So You Created a Wormhole: The Time Traveler's Guide to Time Travel" now and make your dreams a reality. Start your time travel journey here.
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