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Book Synopsis: Fatherhood demystified! Finally: a manual for new dads that deciphers the immensely confusing world of fatherhood and gives crucial tips and advice from a man's point of view. No psychobabble, no warm fuzzies -- just a hilarious (and surprisingly practical) military-style guide to surviving and thriving through even the queasiest moments of pregnancy, birth, and babyhood. Seasoned father and master infant-tamer Scott Mactavish breaks the Baby Code down and lays it out in straight-up guyspeak. The New Dad's Survival Guide includes declassified information on such topics as:
- Cutting the Cord: The Moment of Truth
- Feeding and Cleaning the NFU (New Family Unit)
- Surviving Sleep Deprivation
- Relieving Stress Without Booze
- The Great Boob Irony
- Pee, Poo, Hurl, and Snot: Getting Used to the Bodily Functions
- Critical Survival Tips Never Before Revealed
- Sex: Let the Games Begin Again...Finally
- Dozens of Essential Terms Defined, Including Binky, Onesie, Diaper Genie, Passy, and Sippy Cup
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Introducing The New Dad's Survival Guide: Man-to-Man Advice for First-Time Fathers! Are you a new dad feeling overwhelmed and clueless about the world of fatherhood? Look no further! This manual is specifically designed to provide you with essential tips and advice from a man's perspective. No more psychobabble or warm fuzzies, just straightforward and practical guidance to help you navigate through pregnancy, birth, and babyhood. Trust seasoned father and master infant-tamer Scott Mactavish to break down the Baby Code for you in plain guyspeak. Get ready to survive and thrive through every queasy moment with this military-style guide!
The New Dad's Survival Guide includes declassified information on cutting the cord, feeding and cleaning the NFU (New Family Unit), surviving sleep deprivation, and relieving stress without relying on booze. Scott Mactavish leaves no stone unturned, even addressing the great boob irony and helping you get accustomed to bodily functions like pee, poo, hurl, and snot. With critical survival tips never before revealed, this guide has got you covered on all fronts. And don't worry, the fun doesn't stop there. You'll also discover how to rekindle your sex life and navigate the world of essential baby terms like binky, onesie, diaper genie, passy, and sippy cup.
Don't let fatherhood catch you off guard! Grab your boots and strap on your helmet because the babies are coming! Embrace the adventure and be the dad who is prepared for anything. Get your copy of The New Dad's Survival Guide today and embark on this exciting journey with confidence. Click here to get your hands on this invaluable resource now.
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