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Parenting & Families - I Heart My Little A-Holes: A bunch of holy-crap moments no one ever told you about parenting

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Book Synopsis: Following the success of Go the F**k to Sleep, Confessions of a Scary Mommy, and Ketchup Is a Vegetable, a collection of funny, warm, and charmingly profane tales from the frontlines of parenthood by the author of the popular Baby Sideburns blog.

Once upon a time you and your partner had a perfect life: dinners out, weekend mornings cuddling in bed, brunch with friends. Then you gave birth to a poop machine (or two). Now, it's all about the pediatrician, breast pumps, princess dresses, and minivans. And discovering that your pride and joy is actually a little A-hole.

When your son wakes you up at 3:00 A.M. because he wants to watch Caillou, he's an a-hole. When your daughter outlines every corner of your living room with a purple crayon, she's an a-hole. When your rug rats purposely paint the kitchen ceiling with their smoothies, they're a-holes.

At times like these, it's only natural to want to kill them (or yourself). But it's against the law (and there's the suicide hotline). Plus, there's that whole loving them more than anything in the whole world thing.

In I Heart My Little A-Holes, Karen Alpert shares hilarious stories, lists, and deep thoughts on the joys and horrors of raising children. Accompanied by cheery illustrations and photos I Heart My Little A-Holes will make you laugh so hard you'll wish you were wearing a diaper.

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Are you a parent who appreciates some brutal honesty about the joys and struggles of raising children? Look no further than "I Heart My Little A-Holes" - a hilarious collection of stories and insights from the popular Baby Sideburns blog. Written by Karen Alpert, this book will have you laughing out loud as she shares her funny, warm, and sometimes profane tales from the frontlines of parenthood.

From the moment your little bundle of joy arrives, your life is turned upside down. Suddenly, dinners out are replaced by pediatrician visits, and weekends in bed are filled with breast pumps and diaper changes. But what nobody tells you is that your sweet angel can also be a little a-hole. Whether it's getting woken up at 3:00 A.M. for a TV show or discovering your living room has been transformed into a colorful masterpiece with a purple crayon, parenting can be a rollercoaster of emotions.

In "I Heart My Little A-Holes," Karen Alpert fearlessly shares her experiences with humor and wit. Through hilarious stories, she captures the joy and horror of raising children like no other. Accompanied by charming illustrations and photos, this book will have you laughing so hard that you might just need a diaper change yourself. It's the perfect companion for any parent who needs a good laugh and a reminder that they're not alone in the mad world of parenting.

If you're ready to embrace the chaotic and often hilarious reality of raising children, then "I Heart My Little A-Holes" is the book for you. Get your copy today and join thousands of parents who have found solace and laughter in Karen Alpert's relatable stories. Click here to order now!

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